verbal platinum hit

Whenever someone says something significantly genius or awesome.

Sam: How was the party last night?
Dilly: It sucked! It was a total testicle festival. Yo! There goes another verbal platinum hit, courtesy of yours truly.

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 25, 2009

Hit With The Bant Stick

To be completely and utterly owned in life.

Todd: WOW, James just spilled his cocaine on Cheryl
Bert: Ya he deffinately just got Hit With The Bant Stick

by Zakkius Rex May 6, 2007

Shit hits the fan

A vulgar and derogatory way of saying "if something bad happens."

"I'm gonna give that asshole a piece of my mine"

"Alright, but be careful, because if the shit hits the fan, you're in serious trouble.

by Suburbanz71 April 20, 2018

Hit Tit Day

On the 20th October, its Hit Tit Day. Where boys have the right to go to a girl and punch/hit them in the tit. This is also revenge for kick dick day.

"Bro whats the day?"

"20th of october"

"Ahaha! Todays hit tit day! Time for revenge!"

by ozzyoscar October 16, 2020

One Hit Wanker

Just like a normal wanker, only he is finished a hell of a lot faster.

"oh boy, what a one hit wanker- one hit and he's done"

by Dave Mate September 8, 2008

shit hit the fan

When a situation goes from bad to worse. Could be just about any situation work related, family related or significant other and so on.

When we were running late for our friends wedding because of me i was in trouble but it wasnt til we made it there that the sh_t hit the fan, the wedding was the previous day.

by Dave April 6, 2004

hit n run

The act of leaving the scene of an internet chat room without being an active participant in any conversations.

Person 1 & 2: <long conversation>
Person 3: im out
Person 2: da fuk? when were you even here?
Person 1: another damn hit n run

by 1slowhonduh April 10, 2009