string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013

Shrew Penis

A man that has a pointed shrew penis and very small.

That boy Javon'te gotta Shrew Penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

slug penis

An uncircumcised penis, resembling that of a slug. Slugs come in all sizes, shapes and colors, just like a penis.

I'm sorry but I have no interest in your slug penis.

by Muddee September 29, 2017

Penis Poverty

Someone with a dramatically small penis.

His dick isn;t just small, that man is living in Penis Poverty.

by Racer XXX May 3, 2022

penis whopper

When you smack a penis and it jiggles/sway side to side🍆

Penis whopper:

Dude! I just penis whopped the shit out of him!

by Pencil666 January 7, 2018

Phantom penis

The feeling of having a penis that is not actually there; like in amputees or transgender men.

Trans man: "I know my penis isn't there, but I can totally feel it! I have a phantom penis!"

by CountVladDracula June 14, 2018

Penis pepper

Hollowed out jalapeño condom. Keeps you safe a spicy/hot love life.

Penis pepper long hard and spicy

by Wheels May 14, 2017