Cum line

The thick gluey line of sperm that is shot out of a man cock on to his cum canvas

To make a line of semen on your “Jerk-Off” magazine gluing the pages together.

I jerked off shooting my load onto my new stroke book and created a huge cum line on it across the broad’s tits.

by Mister jack Fister January 25, 2008

cum scab

noun: after blasting a fierce load, and if some is left to dry on the receiving person's body, a flaky, scab-like scratch-off will result.

I pulled out and blew my load all over the place! Later on that day, I saw a cum scab on that Trina's neck!!!

by IceHooker April 27, 2011

Cum Heights

A small town outside of Baltimore specializing in donuts and pet deer.

Lets go to Cum Heights and get some Charlie's.

by Susan Court, What! November 2, 2004

Cum Tooter

An extremely rare, but serious, medical condition. A "Cum Tooter" (or anal-seminal ejaculatory disease Also known as "ASED") is where a man ejaculates from his anus.

Only one out of every 1,265,987 (estimated) men are born with this "gift".

Jenny: Patty told me Mike was a cum tooter!

Chad: No way! I heard that was only a myth!

Jenny: It's for real! I saw it on Myth Busters!

by MattBomb October 11, 2009

Cum Gremlin

Cum is a lot like gremlins, in that they both turn into something totally different when they get wet. Cum gremlins are exactly what it sounds like- the clumpy, sticky stringy mess that sperm turns into when wet.

The only problem with shower sex is trying to wash off the cum gremlins... fuckers are stubborn!

by published July 29, 2009

Cum fart

When one man ejaculates presumably in another males bootyhole, the other man then begins farting until it spews out like a volcano. At this point he does a backbend letting it leak out into a bowl pre filled with his favorite cereal and then eats it as a desert.

Come on Robert I’m hungry let’s cum fart

by Kamron the meme man March 15, 2018

cum shy

Unable to reach climax. A male who cannot ejaculate because of nervousness. Often associated with ones first sexual experiences.

Deena said that Andreas was so nervous that they fucked for over an hour without him spritzing. He was certainly cum shy.

by mike culhane December 20, 2007