august baby

An august baby is a person born from august 1st to august 31st. If you were born in august, then your father has failed the no nut november challenge. you should feel complete shame because your father has failed every human male. If you are an august baby, your dignity is completely gone! I am sorry for anybody who is born in the month of august. I hope you bestest of wishes

Person 1: are you an august baby? Person 2: yes? Person 1: that means your father failed no nut november Person 2: awwwwww shiiiiiit

by Kyran Hebert December 12, 2019

baby mushroom

a term used to describe a very small penis.

"Did you see how small that guy's weiner was?"
"Yeah man, he had a baby mushroom!"

by Tifany December 9, 2007

Baby Bear

A name given to a gorgeous woman who can be a bit angry at times but still cute.

Louise is having a bad day but she is still my baby bear

by Swallymallly12 April 18, 2018

kickin' babies

to have sex; fornicate

Guy 1 "Hey, where did Steve and Mary go?"

Guy 2 "Oh they're in his car kickin' babies."

by zepsxepelin923 June 20, 2008

E-baby

The result of online sex.

A manipulative tool used by the female to take the relationship the the next virtual level.

If you and brian keep talking like that on MSN, your gunna have an E-baby.

Sally>Bobby, I have big new.

Bobby> Ok.. what is it?
Sally> were having an E-baby!! its a boy! How cute is that!

Bobby>...

>>Bobby appears to have signed off>>

by Big Uke1 May 2, 2010

side baby

your side chick is having a baby and you don't want your main chick finding out

"this nigga fucked his side chick and now she's pregnant! he better pray his main chick dont find out about the side baby!

by Mirander December 26, 2014

baby feeders

Referring to breasts.

Damn Larry, look at the baby feeders on that broad!

by buttrice August 14, 2007