God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)

1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?

by darkshaow September 20, 2005

Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)

Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.

by BasedSwag December 29, 2010

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything

a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn

by yo'boy April 17, 2011

tractor bitch

somebody who grows up on a farm, is obsessed with nascar, rides tractors all day and usually has a gap in their teeth.

That tractor bitch just bought a 120,000 dollar pickup

by giloppi November 11, 2014

ultra bitch

A woman named Lisa. Someone who is so much of a bitch that just calling her a bitch feels like it isn’t enough

Hey did you talk to Lisa?

No why would I do that she's such a ultra bitch

by That one guy with the hair July 6, 2019

blender bitch

Hoes that are cut and chopped by real queens.

I feel so bad for that blender bitch. But then again she's trash.

by Pretty gang clitz July 1, 2016