Tastes Like Chicken

The yummy juicy flavor of a woman's pussy

Jake : Mmmmm! La! La! La! Mmmmm!
Kiersten : Oh Baby! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhh!
Jake: Ahh! Ahhh! Ahhhh! Oh La! La!
Kiersten : Ohh you like that baby don't you? You like my pussy? Don't You? Don't You?
Jake : Mmmmmm! Tastes Like Chicken!

by SlopNChop April 20, 2018

cost like a bitch

Something that is priced very unreasonably overpriced.

I just got this textbook and it's like, $150! It costs like a bitch!

That plane tickets cost like a bitch!

by SpankyJasy October 29, 2009

Smells like bad

Someone or something that smells like bad.

You smell like bad.
That girl smells like bad.

by Prubz August 28, 2020

Wank like an Egyptian.

The act of masturbating whereby one uses only their imagination to reach climax. Internet porn is not allowed.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna go home and take a shower after we're done here."

Guy 2: "You gonna rub one out while you're there?"

Guy 1: "Man, come on, you know I can't wank like an Egyptian."

Guy 3: "No talking in the operating theatre please"

by BltS3 February 20, 2011

like calm down

When you text someone and ther try to act calm, while still expressing that they are supper irritated by your general presence

Leah(texting sarcastically): thanks for texting me for those 5 hours
David: Geez, i was working, like calm down.

by gingergoddess May 31, 2015

Hung like a thumbtack

A male who has an exceedingly small penis

Ryan: "Hey Lindsey, did you boink John last night?"
Lindsey: "I'm not sure. He's hung like a thumbtack."

by ICSHialeah August 2, 2009

I like that CRAP

Whenever you like something or like something that someone does, you say I like that crap

Taylor: "Can we get nuggets?"
Mikey: " Yes."
Taylor: "I like that crap!"

by chickennuggsssss June 16, 2020