Twat

A word Americans can't pronounce

Wrong: 'Americans are twots
right: Americans are twats

by Cachu February 24, 2021

Two legged twat monkey

Something funny call ya m8

Lou lou ya two legged twat monkey

by Onyx1205 October 2, 2016

twat syrup

When you shit and jizz into a gaping cavity and the mixed solution is poured onto a tray. The mixture is then diluted with Sunnyvale Fruity Lexia and put on the bench for 30 minutes allowing all air bubbles to disappear. It is then placed in an oven at 180 degrees celsius and cooked for 25 minutes or until the potent smell extends to every room in your home. the finished product is then put in a jar and used for morning toast.

Woman :"Hey man have you tasted George's Twat Syrup?"

Man : "No, is it good?"
Woman : "Absolutely!"

by Chronic O February 17, 2015

Twat

Twat is something you call someone when they are being difficult or cute or when you have nothing else to call someone you say twat because they are being a prick

No dont do that i want it

Fine you Twat

by twatcreatormuahahah February 26, 2021

jack-twat

An individual who conducts themselves in a collasally abrupt and discourteous way. Not a nice person. Similar to a douche-nozzel.

That guy is a total jack-twat!

by Midnight polarbear October 20, 2020

Twat waffle

Someone who has no respect for themself or others.

She is acting like a twat waffle.

by Rideordiefambam November 29, 2021

Twat

Another word for a woman’s private parts

Oh ma twats hurting

by Mightybawbag69 November 6, 2019