Rule 999

stfu, no matter what you do.

Person A: Ayo! Check This new Car I got!

Person B: Rule 999.

by addventure November 12, 2020

The cardinal rule

Don't fuck with the people that handle your food.

That bitch forgot the cardinal rule so I gave her some dick cheese for that salad.

by Waiting101 February 7, 2017

Rule 647

rule 647 of the internet: NEVER underestimate the extents of stupidity

similar to: poe's law

"would drinking bleach clean my body?"

"rule 647"

by userhandlegoeshere July 15, 2023

rule 365

If you find this you are immediately gay and must now refer to rule 20 and do such to the most recent person you were in communication with

Bro do you know about rule 365?
Whats rule 365 *looks it up* dam...
GOTTEM

by Revisor Of Rules October 5, 2020

road rules

lame show on mtv

shit, how many times are they going to show road rules today, why don't they show videos?

by Matt Zero July 31, 2003

Rule 76

There is always, and I mean ALWAYS, furry porn of it.

Spiderman turns into Spiderman Yiff 18+. We know that, because of Rule 76. Fuck Rule 76.

by Noobinthetrash November 2, 2022

Rule 34A

The rule stating that the invocation of rule 34 invalidates rule 34.

Rule 34-A makes Rule 34 useless.

See rule 34

Example:
Guy1: OMG, I love Disney Movies
Guy2: RULE 34!!!1!1one!
Guy1: *smack* Rule 34A. No pr0n for you.

by Urtho January 27, 2008