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beat the dead horse

An instance in which the "beater" of the horse will continue to try and make amusing comments until either
A.) Somebody makes a "pity laugh" (this is usually the person who originally told the joke) or:
B.) Everyone leaves.

This is a common occurrence when a moderately funny person loses their game, and is convinced that they are not off of their game.
The perfect example of beat the dead horse.

MD: "Yo wassup homeslice! I was just chillin like a felon up in hurr."
OM: "Oh, awesome."
MD: "Word it was so tite and of the hizzle son! Shit!"
AS: "umm cool"
MD: "Damn staraight Gangsta. I'z with all ma peeps."
JK: "thats great..."
MD: "You know what else is great? My dick!" (MD laughs at his own joke, hoping others will too.)
WH: "shut the hell up mark youre not funny"
JB: "Whack! Whack! Whack! Neeeiiigh!!"
MD: "Peace out haters"
by Will Hinshaw, Joe Kovach March 22, 2008
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flog a dead horse

UK usage

1) To try to carry on when there really is no hope of continuation. To not know when to give up.

2) A unique sexual practise that combines Necrophillia, beastiality and sadomasacism into one fun activity.
Leeds struggled to avoid relegation but they were flogging a dead horse.
by black flag June 7, 2004
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Living Dead Jew

Living Dead Jew is a very cool song by Knob Zombie about a demonoid phenomenon involving a zombie Jewish banker brought back to life by money.
Living Dead Jew!

Wage in the cage
And money on the stage
There's only one sure way
To bring the dollar down
Defunct the banks
Of sentimental cranks
With one little pinky
On the Jew's little dinky.

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

Run on me
Bank it for me
Steal it from me
Living Dead Jew

etc.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
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dead cat chili

Chili made with dead cat meat. The 102nd use for a dead cat.
Found a dead cat by the road, made some dead cat chili. Yum!
by MITB September 29, 2006
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dead flower policy

The act of cutting off initiating communication to see if someone is actually interested in you and will initiate with you.

You continuously water a flower and it never blooms for you.
"I was tired of being the only one to reach out so I inacted the Dead Flower Policy"
by Phylldoe November 10, 2020
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shake my dead

shake my dead ~ cuasi
person 1: hi how are u
person 2: shake my dead
person 1: ok
by imschleep August 17, 2017
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Fear the Walking Dead

Fear the Walking Dead is one of the many spinoffs to AMC’s popular 11 season show: The Walking Dead. Fear the Walking Dead is a prelogue to The Walking Dead, showing how the virus started. This is only in the first season. The show has 7 seasons. Fear the Walking Dead even has a spinoff show called Fear the Walking Dead: Dead in the Water. Fear the Walking Dead is an amazing show and i recommended watching. It can be found on Amazon Prime, AMC, and AMC +.
“Fear the Walking Dead is a good show in my opinion.” Jenette said in excitement.
“It’s one of my favourites.” Bob cried
by georgeisabaddie May 10, 2022
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