Fart class

An exceedingly easy University/College/High school class in which the hardest part of the class is to hold in your farts during lectures.

Dude I got an A+ on my Underwater basket weaving class without cracking a book. What a Fart class!

by Roachey15 September 28, 2009

bird fart

A smelly quiff

BE CAREFUL! OR THE MS. WILL DROP A BIRD FART ON YOUR HEAD!

by michellefrryan February 1, 2009

Fart in a Windstorm

When something or someone is extremely elusive. Disappearing quickly and unexplainable.

When the cops pulled up, the crack whore disappeared like a fart in a windstorm.

by Silltacrew July 1, 2019

Fart blowjob

Fart blowjob is a fart that slips out in the face of a person while they are performing oral sex.

Harold farted in Keisha's face while she was giving him head. Keisha threatened to bite off Harold's penis if he ever done that fart blowjob thing again.

by sturtle July 22, 2014

sulfur fart

when you fart and it smells like someone lit a match.

Did someone lite a match. No that was my sulfur fart.

by perpetualwank April 26, 2014

Fart Train

To do a lengthy fart whilst walking. Usually produced intermittently with the impact of each footstep.

Hot blonde with enorm tits: wow that was the most awesome fart train I've ever heard - can I please give u a rim job?
Dude: Ok!

by CPeno September 25, 2013

tire fart

When your biking and your front tire rubs up against the person in front of you's back tire causing a sound similar to a fart.

Haha! Did you hear that tire fart?

by hewhosubmitswords September 9, 2009