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suck the septic tank

Two meanings:

1:A person 'drug addict' that would do anything for a hit/high.

Desperate times call for desperate measures.

Meaning everyone goes to the toilet, so perhaps someone had drugs In there system.

2:a person who uses sexual acts as a way to get through life.
1:
"He'd suck the septic tank if he could"

"Have you seen that guys mum, so feral she'd suck the septic tank if she could!"

2:
"How did she get that promotion? Don't worry she'd suck the septic tank if it meant getting ahead"
by Enzothegift February 9, 2014
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Suck my Knuck

A threat to punch somebody in the mouth.
Person 1: "Let's take this outside."
Person 2: "You wanna fight? You ready to suck my knuck?"
by AkikoKumagara January 30, 2022
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Suck your mom

A derogatory term used mostly by KSI

In the United Kingdom 🇬🇧
by Taushiq135 April 18, 2022
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Cum-Sucking Warthog

A domestic cum drinking animal of the Savannah.
A cum sucking warthog can be found in the Savannah. Cum-sucking warthogs prefer to be nocturnal, because at night is when you can rape all dem babies.
by VirtualFlames June 5, 2016
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suck a blee hat

disguised version of cyka blyat... if you say "suck a" together it sounds like cyka, and if you say "blee hat" together it sounds like blyat.

blee is an acronym for a chinese kid named Brian/Byron/Bryan Lee
by SuckABleeHat April 27, 2017
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Suck a girlcock day

Suck a girlcock day is a day celebrated every march 13th.
Person 1: Oh boy! Suck a girlcock day!
Person 2: i can't wait to suck my trans girlfriends girlcock!
by lynnlikeswomen February 27, 2023
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suck dick paradox

When someone sucks a dick to change something in the past, and sucked the dick to not suck dick in the first place.
I sucked a dick so to change my past, so I sucked the dick to unsuck the dick. Hence the suck dick paradox.
by mick nullen August 7, 2021
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