penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017

penis colliding

When a guy’s dick is touching a girls strap on

Timmy just got done penis colliding with Lexy

by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018

Penis elongator

This is what the rapist clown uses to have loads of fun with children when he wips out his yoni

yo Did you see that clowns penis elongator

by Eat ur penis April 15, 2020

penis-addickt

A faincer way to either call someone gay or to call a woman a slut.
A "penis-addickt" is someone who cannot stand to stay one day without riding some penis.
Or "a blowjob addict" or "a sex addict" or just being addicted to any penis related abilities.

It also is a wordplay on "addict" and "dick" to make it sound funnier.

Person 1: "I need some MAD penis right now"
Person 2: "STOP BEING A PENIS-ADDICKT JESUS"

by carnette September 23, 2023

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

Adrians penis

Smaller than a frogs non existing nose.

John: Have you seen Adrians penis? It's sooo small

by THE ALLFATHER May 11, 2021