spiderman hands

jacking off and cumming all over the back of your hand.

chad told andrew and nick that last nigh he jacked off due to lack of pussy from ladys and got it all over the back of his hands which is commonly known as the spiderman hands

by Nick54 November 12, 2006

bisexual hands

a person with bisexual hands will hit anyone regardless of their gender. In this politically correct bullshit world it's good to know that some men are still willing to hit their wives

Hit his wife and her brother, thus proving he had bisexual hands

by bread infection October 21, 2005

muddy hand

When you first someone in the ass and there hand comes out covered in shit

Man after I fisted her I had a muddy hand

by Sonigga June 16, 2016

Hand Thrusting

A hand signal used when enfuriated to express to specific person(s) that they are aggrivating, annoying or perhaps jewish.

Hand thrusting can be done by putting one's hand in a fin like manor on their forehead, and swinging out violently toward the person(s) intended.

Blaine: You remember Yazmin's party?
Ryan: The one where i took my clothes off?
Blaine: Yeah, you remember her sister?
Ryan: Is she the so called "13 year old" that i would so totally do?
Blaine: Yeah! Ah, She could not have been 13!
Craig: What? 13 year old? I only really go for 12 year old's to be fair. Oh yeah, did I tell you that I've just been circumcised. Oh and by the way, I told your girlfriends family that you smoke, do drugs and hit girls.

Ryan: Did he just aggrevate, annoy and be jewish toward us?
Blaine: I think so..

Bryian: DICKHEAD *Hand thrusting*

by Bryian. February 25, 2009

deez hands

What you get from playing melee claw style for to long like dumbass, jacking off for to long, or doing both at the same time.

Mew2king needs to go to the doctor for deez hands.

by Meleelover69 January 16, 2016

Hand Operative

someone who uses their hand to satisfy themselves - "Wanker"

Dad, in front of kids - "That Prime Minister is a proper hand operative"

by colley301279 August 26, 2007

hand soap

Used to describe something white, sticky, and gooey.

Used as an innuendo for semen.

This girl didn't know what hand soap was, so i told her it was something that was white and gooey. Her reaction was priceless.

by pnutbutter0789 April 1, 2017