New Orleans

New Orleans, was once a prominent city in the United states of august 2005. With a distinctive creole and french influenced culture that once inhabited there.

New orleans, now is part of Lake Pontchartrain thanks to Hurricaine Katrina.

Let's go to new orleans...Oh wait it doesn't exist anymore.

by Derexan September 22, 2005

New Hampshire

The most boring state ever. Only good because we don't get taxed here.

I live in New Hampshire, and I HATE it!

by weirdgirl June 14, 2003

New York

In the wintertime the temperature falls well below the legal minimum, or rather it would do if anybody had the common sense to set a legal minimum. The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79. In the summer it's too darn hot. It's one thing to be the sort of life form that thrives on heat and finds, as the Frastrans do, that the temperature range between 40,000 and 40,004 is very equable, but it's quite another to be the sort of animal that has to wrap itself up in lots of other animals at one point in your planet's orbit, and then find, half an orbit later, that your skin's bubbling. Spring is overrated. A lot of the inhabitants of New York will honk on mightily about the pleasures of spring, but if they actually knew the first thing about the pleasures of spring they would know of at least 5,983 better places to spend it than New York, and that's just on the same latitude. Fall, though, is the worst. Few things are wose than fall in New York. Some of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats would disagree, but most of the things that live in the lower intestines of rats are highly disagreeable anyway, so their opinion can and should be discounted. When it's fall in New York, the air smells as if someone's been frying goats in it, and if you are keen to breathe, the best plan is to open a window and stick your head in a building.

New Yorker: "Spring in New York is the best!"
Citizen of nearly any other city: "Yea, the all the flowers and trees! You do know what those are...right?"
New Yorker: "..."

by Mainesoundsnice December 8, 2010

new shoes

From the squeeking noise often emitted from a new pair of shoes, a term for breaking wind.

Ethel: 'What was that?'
Tarquin: 'Sorry dear, you'd better hold your nose - that was my new shoes'

by Shaggy April 19, 2005

new hampshire

Worst muthacukin state. ESPECIALLY merrimack where me and one black kid and another halfrican brother stay at. It is really bad for minorities.

>lets go to NH.
>hellz no dats gay shit and racist bullshit!

by AJ THA KING February 16, 2005

New Canaan

Yes, New Canaan is home of "The Gang", a group of juniors who actually really just want to keep to themselves and don't give a shit what the rest of the school thinks.

If you have such a problem with the things they say, stop listening since I'm sure they didn't want you there anyway.

by suck it, herewego roms April 3, 2005

New Minority

American Citizens

Hey the census Just came out and American people are the New Minority In the united States .

I wonder why?

by troubledemon April 12, 2010