Not screw a gift horse in the mouth

Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.

This promotion is right up your ally Smith, now lets not screw a gift horse in the mouth!

by bhnicfh August 28, 2011

Trojan Horse

When during intercourse the man penetrates the walls of troy(vagina) and the soldiers(semen) attack the city(female insides)

My dad Trojan Horsed his secretary and my mother was mad

by Thebigboppinbitch June 24, 2025

wild rabid zombie horses

Said to explain that your so in love with someone to whom you can't speak of in public. comes from the phrase 'wild horse couldn't take me away from you'

"The photo copier is not working properly can you please help me fix it?"..replies "wild rabid zombie horses peter"....you'd do anything to spend five minutes with this person.

by world Peace April 9, 2017

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

Brojan Horse

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.

Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml

by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015

horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit

1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .

person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck

by Kil9797 October 16, 2022