NOUN
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
1. A school for people wealthy enough to attend a private school but not wealthy enough to attend Trinity.
2. Where students close their books, close their notebooks, and make sure they have something with which to write.
3. The building next to the building where students endure the boredom of assemblies and chapels.
4. Where having an entire room dedicated to costumes was more important than having a cafeteria.
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