Conner: hey man. I just sent nudes to a girl on Snapchat
Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
Chandler: aren’t you Christian?
Connor: ya. So what
Chandler: man your a trailer park Christian.
by Shockerman2020 March 5, 2024
Get the trailer park Christianmug. Short fragile lightskin likes 6th graders ages 10-11 no kneecaps likes girl with B in their name likes blasian BSF is gay brown skin but really lightskin who looks like a duck ex looks like a fish and is short and brown skin
Christian-no bitches
by Ducktitties April 16, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Duuude when he made that nazi joke in front of that jewish person, that was an epic christian moment
by Cranjis February 24, 2021
Get the Christian momentmug. (And this next part is in reference to the Russell Brand "They are trying to silence us" stream on rumble) So, he's talking to this priest and the priest is like 'America is a Christian country!' And he goes on to explain that ALL OF THE PROBLEMS... Are the direct result of people not doing the incest cult. And WE KNOW THIS. We already know... That when you don't do the sex cult... The adversary (They veil it by calling him "The adversary" or "the enemy" or "the people's champ" but what they MEAN is a LITERALLY AND ONTOLOGICALLY REAL SATAN, LIKE, AND ACTUALLY PSYCHIC MONSTER THAT IS CONFUSING THEM DELIBERATELY)
comes to get em. And he ties it into this story about Caesar and how Caesar declared himself God... So they murdered him (typical) BUT LITTLE DID THEY KNOW... He had a secret will... And he wanted this OTHER GUY to be Caeser... And THE OTHER GUY declared that HE is better than everyone... Forever... But NOT better than God! And he gave all of the glory to God (totally consensually) forever! So, those are the rules now forever. And that DEFINITELY IN NO WAY SOUND LIKE... The story of a deliberate and successful coup where the Catholic church murdered an emperor, forged a will, installed THEIR OWN EMPEROR (who will do and say whatever they want 'But God removed Saul and replaced him with David, a man about whom God said, ‘I have found David son of Jesse, a man after my own heart. He will do everything I want him to do.’ ACTS 13:22 There seems to be a recurring theme here), and then delcared the new guy better than everyone (Which is impossible because I was already better than evryone in the future and GOD WOULD KNOW THAT) but NOT better then God (Therefore, weak). Whatever, this is dragging on a bit, innit? You get the point. And this is the second part. 'America is NOT a Christian country' "
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
Get the America is NOT a Christian countrymug. by A Jazzy Man-esque December 8, 2020
Get the baby christianmug. Christian is one sweet loving dude. You can talk to him about anything. He’ll always hear you out. He knows how to treat he’s women. Just don’t get on his bad side because you won’t see his good side anymore.sorry:)
by She/ her November 23, 2021
Get the Christianmug. An aestheticized version-of Christianity in which the Anti-Christ, despite seeming appearances, is the hero...and the Christ does not return.
A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..
Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.
A liminal version of Christianity where the Holy Spirit comes to earth disguised as the Anti-Christ..
Also the forma, limina, and triene-function usurp the role of The Holy Trinity.
In triliminal Christianity: the forward passage of time in the instance of triene-function obviates (makes unnecessary) the return of the Christ; and the seeming Anti-Christ turns out to be the Holy Spirit.
by sandraxine April 16, 2022
Get the triliminal christianitymug.