Noun. A guy who is consumed by his past and has not gotten over his ex yet. He continues to date other girls hoping to finally get over her. He wants to be saved. He's a modern day damsel in distress.
The guy I'm talking to is not over his ex yet. I can't keep waiting for him to finally move on. I give up on this Save-A-Bro.
by magbot2014 March 27, 2014
Get the Save-A-Bro mug.Usually a white male between 30 and 40 years of age. Wears affliction clothing and lots of axe. Not typically as much of a douche bag as "bros" but still tries to act the "tough guy" role. Usually married with kids, the old bro, tries to cling to youth by dressing and working out with real bros. Can be spotted by their lack of matching clothing, and they are usually injured because they try to keep up with young bros at the gym.
Dude, that old bro busted his knee trying to squat too much. But he does have a pretty rockin affliction shirt on.
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by HalfChub June 11, 2014
Get the Old Bro mug.When a guy with herpes kisses a girl and that same girl kisses a different guy, giving the new male herpes, making the two guys herpe bros.
“Yo I made out with Skylar two nights ago and woke up with a cold sore today.”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
“Dudeeee no way. Her and I made out two months ago. She was pissed because I gave her herpes”
“Damn dude, she gave me YOUR herpes ?”
“Well I guess that makes us herpe bros”
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