God's bitch

1) Someone who is extremely unfortunate, used as a term of slight pity; presumably as they are being mistreated by God.

2) Someone who follows their religion with a zealour. (Mainly directed at Christians.)

1) I lost my wallet, my dog died, and I failed my degree.

Wow, you really are god's bitch.

2) Jesus Christ, will you stop being God's bitch?

by darkshaow September 20, 2005

Pretty Bitch

You surpassed being a pretty boy which makes you prettier then all your bitches (females)

Damn BasedGod, Im a Pretty Bitch.

by BasedSwag December 29, 2010

prison bitch

An otherwise heterosexual prisoner force into sexual submission to one or more stronger prisoners. Same a "punk."

The Texcalis on cellblock C made made the new guy their prison bitch.

by BxMuscle January 18, 2004

bitch ass bitch

jacob berny bitch
he also would be a virgin
and he would bitch about erything

a bitch ass bitch would say "o yipee! i won 20$ im going to leave the casino"
or "i would go out tonight but i have an accounting test in two weeks"
or "lets watch pathfinder"
and he would jerk off to the racounters/jackwhite/anamie porn

by yo'boy April 17, 2011

Pipe a bitch

To have sexual intercourse with a woman. To "Dick her down."

Jake can't pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch, pipe a bitch. Jake can't pipe a bitch. - Womba Tomba Skeet

by Womba Tomba Skeet September 24, 2018

Cancer Is A Bitch

My friend's mother died from cancer, she was an amazing woman, she didn't deserve this. I'm so sorry C.
CANCER IS A BITCH.
FUCK CANCER.
I LOVED HIM.
He drifted away ever since.
I will never give up on you.

I' sorry Cooper, cancer is a bitch...
Cooper smiled, a tiny one, but,
I'm glad I'm here to help him....

by AnditheAsian January 17, 2017

Wash Bitch

Anyone who makes a living out of washing various things. This person typically makes the same wages as a high schooler. This person also has no goals or aspirations in his/her life which is why they are known as a wash bitch.

That 40-Year-Old wash bitch is such white trash!

by Thepianist15 March 10, 2009