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Hold a dick day

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020
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50 dick situation

A scenario that is beyond your control and past your capabilities of handling.
The kitchen caught on fire and the dog got out. It was a real 50 dick situation.
by Gibones March 22, 2019
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Dick Eating

1. The act of being an unwanted hype-man 2. To replicate or mimic someone’s personality and/or appearance 3. Joining in a conversation unprompted and unrelated to your intent. 4. Being unnecessary in a situation seeking attention.
Skip Bayless is a notorious dick eater. Unprompted hate is often derived as Dick Eating
by Darth Abhorrent March 31, 2025
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Dick

Mmm this dick tastes really good maybe I’ll have some more
by I’mamazingwithme! December 21, 2019
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Dick Fat

Tracy is Dick Fat and due in two months.
by Bigdaddy4822 February 21, 2024
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Sis before dicks

The feminine counterpart of Bros before hoes. Because no dick (any guy you're interested/ dating, etc.) will be as supportive and caring as your gals squad will always be.
Chloé: No way! So he dumped you out of the blue?
Jeanna: Yes, i think he has another girl
Chloé: No worries, Sis before dicks!! Let's go grab some beers .
by La Garabato November 20, 2016
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dick mangle

When Dan Johannesen holds your dick really hard and it turns red.
“Dan gave me a proper dick mangle last night
by The Cunt hunter 69 January 23, 2018
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