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Dick Justice

When a male or female tries, successfully or unsuccessfully, to hinder your machismo, shame your libido, supplant your alpha male status, or otherwise bar your cocks will to power, and justice is subsequently served to you through that person's misfortune, you get your 'Dick Justice'
Man, my neighbor totally boned that chick I brought over. What a jack hole. But I'll get my dick justice...
by Jor Gor June 27, 2009
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Big fat dick in my mouth

If your a sus boy then this is the word for you when you feel like being gay then say this
hey bro...... yeah wsp.......I got a big fat dick in my mouth......bro wtf nigga you gay
by GGJKLOLLMAOLMFAONGGRNGGABTCHHR November 21, 2021
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Designated Dick

A designated male that a woman/male sees exclusively for stress reducing high quality sex. Different from a fwb (friend with benefits) in the sense that a D.D. can usually be depended on supplying orgasms a FWB is usually just for N.S.A. sex.
"My week has been soooo fucking stressful I need to get in touch with my Designated Dick"
by Professor Sequoia August 24, 2022
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Small Dick Energy

People that give off the impression that their dick is extremely tiny.
"Wow, did you hear what Arnav said to that girl the other night? What an asshole."

"Yeah, I can't believe he'd say that. He gives off small dick energy."
by unknwnmonster April 9, 2023
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Dick bagel

A sexual device used by a gentleman endowed with an absolute unit as to prevent the actual destruction of his partner's innards, gizzards, etc. when plumbing the depths of their trenches. Not to be confused with a dick donut, the dick bagel is preferred due to its robust structure and stout crumb.
Prior to entering her yearning channel, he donned his dick bagel.
by WeirdBarbie May 15, 2024
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Dick Dumb

When a female puts everything last for penis! They don’t care what’s at stake the dick comes first.
She give this dude every thing she dick dumb
by Anonnnnamysot May 8, 2022
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Bobbing for dick

When one repeatedly nods their head up and down (usually with their mouth open) in an attempt to stay awake, thus appearing to be giving a blow job.
Mark got tired in class, and began bobbing for dick.
by BigDaddyDJ May 21, 2017
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