Dumbo Dick

A short man with a huge dick

He showed up to work ass naked and everyone teased him calling him a Dumbo dick because of his oversized pecker.

by Cool Swag Papi January 23, 2025

dick

here is a fact about the dick the longest dick was that cord when a baby is born

dad: hey look at that huge dick!
mom: but thats not a di- nvm i shouldive never married you

by yed5dbabyman June 19, 2022

poopy peg dick

This is where the man has his penis pooed on by a significant other, than is rammed up the pooper repeatedly, until some blood comes out. Then, This ass blood, is hardened, and makes a sort of condom, and then fucks said, significant other

Bro, Adam is totally into poopy peg dick!

by Joyland April 9, 2023

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Big Dick Daddy

The hottest man like you just want him to fuck you he has the biggest dick in the entire universe

Girl 1: Bro is that a Big Dick Daddy?

Girl 2: Yeah; he fucked me last night. He's 14 inches!!

Girl 1: Holy shit!!!

by DeezNutsHAHAGotEm2921 November 23, 2021

Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.

“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”

by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020

homeless dirty dick rider

Is someone who fucks dirty nasty homeless dick rider...

Hey why you acting like a hddickrider bitch you nasty! Stop being a homeless dirty dick rider

by Sondone aka trappbvnditt December 18, 2022