vagina pudding

the mixture that forms when a guy mixes his cum with the blood from a girl's period

Duuuuude.... last night Lola was on her period so I had her put a cup under her vag to collect her blood. Once it was half full, I came in the cup and we made vagina pudding.

by takemeorleaveme14 December 2, 2010

vagina tarp

Any article of clothing worn by a human female who is of sexual maturity.

Victoria's Secret is a vagina tarp outlet.

by Balano December 1, 2004

vagina envy

when a man or woman watches girl on girl porn and wants to join in, leaving him/her jealous.

these pornstars are so hot, id love to bang both of them. I have such vagina envy for the blonde one especially.

by laurence of alaybia March 14, 2011

sandy vagina

To be exhausted/tired/sleepy.

Peter's not drunk, his vagina's just sandy from drinking all night.

Man, I have a sandy vagina; I should've went to bed earlier last night.

Aubrey, I've been playing volleyball all day and man is my vagina sandy.

by crickels January 1, 2009

Vaginas &Penises

A more potent way of of using the idiom, apples and oranges.

Dude, stop talking about time with your friends, like it's the same as time with your gal. You are talking vaginas &penises here!

by kaalika October 4, 2011

Chewy Vagina

A Vagina as hairy as Chewbacca Hence the name chewy

I was motorboating a chick with a chewy vagina this weekend.

by Vegaj11 December 2, 2010

Vagina Uncle

The current girlfriend of a person you tag-teamed a girl with in the past.

"Joey and I had a three-way with Shelly about two years ago. Now I'm dating Shelly, and Joey's got a really hot girlfriend. I'm proud to have her as a vagina uncle!"

by Frycomedyguy June 1, 2009