Solid dick

Straight talk, to tell someone something straight up. without sugar coating it.

Person 1: ''Honestly what do you think of my new boyfriend?"
Person 2: ''He's a great guy I guess''
Person 1: ''Be honest, give me solid dick''
Person 2: ''Fine, he seems like a douche''

by AgirlWithHope June 29, 2014

stripper dick

more commonly known as a half chub, stripper dick is when you only get kind of hard. you know you have it when your dick is still kind of limp but you still can't pee.

I got stripper dick during that lap dance

climbing rope in gym class yesterday gave me stripper dick

he was really drunk so he could only get a stripper dick and it diddn't work out

by the real digger nick May 22, 2011

Fruit Dick

The act of wrapping a fruit roll up around your dick before getting head as a cheap alternative to flavored condoms, then after the blow job, hold your penis wrapped in fruit roll-up against her cheek, leaving a tatoo from the Fruit roll up on her cheek.

Ex. Johnny:Dude, I fruit dicked the fuck outta Wendy the other day bro!
Abel:What was the image?
Johnny:Just Shaggy from scooby doo.
Abel: I really wanna try that dude.
Johnny: U should. Its a great experience.

by jedigrandmaster15 February 12, 2015

mad dicks

A baker's dozen of dicks. No more, no less.

Related to the slang term mad, indicating "a lot" or an undefined large amount. When applied to dicks, however, "mad" signifies exactly thirteen.

"I JUST WANNA SUCK MAD DICKS TONIGHT. Do you happen to have twelve friends?"

by Beau Shuda October 21, 2011

a good dicking

When one or both participants have sore muscles after sex.

He was proud that she couldn't walk right after a good dicking.

by Scorpionj20 October 9, 2016

Fishing For Dick

When a women makes her sexual desire for a man very evident.

Ty: "Dude... Do see that broad eye fucking the shit out of me?"
Mark: "Yeah man... She is totally fishing for dick!"

by Inspectah October 21, 2010

checkout dick

Male. Serves people on the checkout/cashier/desk at a supermarket or department store. Opposite of checkout chick.

a) "My boyfriend's a checkout dick...."
b) "That checkout dick was SO cute!!!"

by Candini January 4, 2008