What color of this candy shoud I chose?
As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
As Kajo's law of candy sayes: you can't go wrong with blue or red.
by Papakajo July 1, 2021
Get the Kajo's law of candy mug.The infinite loop of people eating the corn shat out by another person. It will never break down and create an infinite sustainable loop of food.
Hey take a shit in my mouth I'm hungry and your corn from last night will fill me up. By the law of the conservation of corn my stomach will be refilled and I'll be happy!
by ogwashingmachine January 29, 2021
Get the The Law of the Conservation of Corn mug.(1) In a bathroom, the least used and cleanest toilet will be the one that the eye travels to last.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
(2) The cleanest toilet will never be the stall closest to the door, nor the one furthest from it, unless it is a stall handicap.
(3) The higher in elevation, the cleaner and less used the toilet.
“Bro, I can’t find a clean bathroom on campus...”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
“Dude, just follow Garland’s Law of Toilets, the cleanest one is the third stall in the fourth floor library bathroom.”
by Dr. Toilet, Ph.D March 3, 2020
Get the Garland’s Law of Toilets mug.The apparent difference in the rate of time perceived by someone taking a dump compared to the rest of the world. (For every minute you think you've been sitting on the toilet, 80-100 seconds have actually gone by.) The Turd Law rarely holds up to empirical measurement, and is therefore considered by the scientific community to be a big load of crap.
Boss: "If you weren't in there droppin' a deuce for so long you might be done your work by now."
Me: "I was in there for five minutes. Six tops."
Boss: "More like 15 or 20…"
Me: "Well I'll be damned. I just proved the Turd Law of Relativity."
Me: "I was in there for five minutes. Six tops."
Boss: "More like 15 or 20…"
Me: "Well I'll be damned. I just proved the Turd Law of Relativity."
by JohnnyApocalypse October 23, 2013
Get the Turd Law of Relativity mug.Billy is very careful and is driving a car. Therefore he suspects that a car filled with very noisy (and apparently drunk) teenagers would get into a wreck. So Billy turns unto a different street in order to avoid any other complications. So he is abiding to the rules of The Law Of Maximum Misery.
by Koachilion March 18, 2007
Get the The Law Of Maximum Misery mug.The Law of 100 Gays is a sacred code created by our founding fathers hundreds of years prior to our existence. In this law, it is clearly stated that, “he who claims another man is gay over 100 times is instantly wrong, and instantly gay”. This law originally came from outer space, but has been used in numerous occasions as proof of innocence from discrimination by the council of gay.
Dear Citizen, you are very gay, and I have called you gay over one hundred times!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!
Citizen: HALT! I am far from gay! I shall apply the law of 100 gays to cancel out my gayness and make you the gayest man of all eternity!
by Bigpecker69 March 26, 2021
Get the Law of 100 Gays mug.The gum giving laws are the laws on who you can or cannot give gum to. The reasons you cannot give someone a piece of gum are as follows:
If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
If they are named Addison,
If they put a dent in your wall,
If they cried on your pillow,
And if they previously tried to steal your gum
The gum giving laws were created by Pope John XII and are now in effect in every country even Singapore where gum is banned
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