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batt crack

like a butt crack ( u no butt) but with an a
the docter shoved a stick up the dogs batt crack
by sommy April 17, 2003
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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
by Stan West October 19, 2004
mugGet the cracked rear viewmug.

Juicy Crack

Noun. A phenomenon that occurs following physical activity in which the buttocks retain sweat. Often results in moist, sweaty underpants.
"After playing 2 hours of basketball, I had a terrible case of juicy crack."
by ATLEtymology February 6, 2010
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Cracking an egg

When you're hitting it from the back and right before you cum you hop on her back tap your dick on the back of their head twice then cum on top of her head so it drizzles down her forehead.
Bro I was fucking Layla last night and I ended up cracking an egg on her head.
by Pony boy's homie August 31, 2017
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eye crack

eye crack is a substance used to induce weird, funky, fucked up but good plot writing froth
"I went to Chez Cronbachs House, got a his of his eyecrack through his eyecrack plot pipe of doom, and wrote an adventure with fygolian mushrooms and a daruman halfing wench"
by Master Iolo March 14, 2005
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crack sealing

A way Eroldo Scotia scams the government by pretending to fix cracks in the asphault
we were crack sealing when all of a sudden Eroldo said, "oh booooy"
by uncleSuckSuck June 4, 2018
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the crack of Dawn

Johnny Depp lover; girl who looks like a pig hater; a sunrise, a bad tan line that looks like a rising sun is comming up above your butt; blingin' blue; bad girl #5; defender of the soccer goal; Bad girl #5 tied with Erin the one and only; laugher from Chris lover of penguins; has a 'history' with Davey
dish soap; her crack is exposed when she bends over
by Erin February 26, 2005
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