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cock cowboy

One who rides the cock the way a cowboy would ride a horse- by sitting on it and moving around a little. Can be male or female, and can take it in vagina or anus.
Myself: Sir, it is my earnest duty to report to you the fact that I have witnessed your son playing as a cock cowboy atop his strap-on clad sister.

Old man: ....?
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Cock Breath

When one's breath smells like cock, one is said to have "Cock Breath." One who is said to have "Cock Breath" took on the smell of cock because s/he performs fellatio.
"Cock breath" is usually used as an insult, with the inference is that one either performs fellatio often or has performed it recently, because it is "on" one's breath. For men, this can be degrading as it implies he is a homosexual or otherwise likes to suck cock. For women, this can be degrading in that it implies she sucks alot of cock and is therefore a slut.
"Cock Breath" can also be used interchangibly with "cocksucker" and "dicksucker." Many would say "Cock breath" is more original and is therefore a funnier insult.
as a characterization of one's breath: "That dude's got massive case of cock breath, probably from sucking some massive cock."

as a name: "Hey, Cock Breath, I got something in my shorts for you!"
by Martin Van Nostrand September 26, 2005
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cock plunger

a cock plunger is a person who sucks alot of cock, it could be a guy or girl.
you stupid cock plunger.

cock plunger.

you cock plungin faggot.
by zak.j.n.o.w June 21, 2006
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cock lunch

one who forgets their lunch at work and is desperately hungry, so they take their mind off things by sucking the cock of one of their co-workers.
Woman: I forgot my lunch again, and I can't go home and get it

Man: If you want, you can come in my office and have a cock lunch.
by MORG101 BIKINI DANCER April 20, 2009
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Cock pocket

Vagina.

A convenient place to stuff your meat. Like a hot-pocket, but better.
"I want your love rocket in my cock pocket!"
by tastemetonite August 6, 2009
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cock brothers

Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.
Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.
by Tyrone 667 July 16, 2008
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cock blocker

Someone who tries to interrupt you while you and someone are engaging in some sort of sexual activity, usually with something totally meaningless or pointless.
Ooooh, aaaah, hmmmm, unngh (me and my girl getting frisky, hehheh)
*knock knock*
Flatmate:"Wanna cuppa"?
Me:"Fuck off and leave me alone you cock blocker".
by Safecracker G October 15, 2004
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