j-whale

a creature far larger than a whale. typically a human being
must be perceived to be in access of weighing a tonne.
can also be used as an insult to obese Americans

Ted:yo mike, you keep downing those burgers ull become a j-whale, (haha)

Mike:your right ted, I might just go and vomit

by fat joe21 May 22, 2008

Rave J

Wild party music induced hand job. Dancing at a concert, rave, club, or party while getting a hand job at the same time.

Pretty lights was so sick we all got rave j's!

Some beezy was giving me a rave j the whole time we were dancing.

by ravejallday August 7, 2011

The J Finny

A person who's name is John followed by a middle name beginning with "Finn-" . Most commonly given to teenagers or adults with short necks, loud mouths, annoying but overall awesome people.

"Who is being so damn loud?!"

"Oh, it's The J Finny! Hey, dude."

by Enzo Ferelli April 9, 2005

J Douchebag

a j douchebag is a douchebag whos name begins with the letter j for example jack or Jamie . there are the guys that will guaranteed cheat lie and play you. to like one of these special douchebags you have to be retarded.

no abbigail. don't date Jamie he is a j douchebag cunt! he will play you.

by Wood meat October 4, 2019

PB&J

A gay threesome. PB&J meaning Penis, Butt, and Jizz.

Also an overrated sandwich that is easily outclassed by lunchmeat.

John put the P in Tim's B, and Dave started to J all over them, completing the PB&J sandwich.

by DildoOfDarkness October 14, 2016

J shos

slang term used for jello shots; especially used when consuming multiple jello shots in one sitting.

After having multiple j shos, I threw up all over Boston.

by Sercus238 October 29, 2009

j dog

J dog away refer to your special friend mostly your young blood drug dealer you can use any letter except l or g

yo j dog u got the twinkle powder i want to feal the tuch of my dead fary prince lets one to lets snef aroo.
"NO i got the money i will pay Come j dog you don't need to bring in f Dog in to this

by the smert October 15, 2019