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My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
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Get the blue labia mug.A derogatory term for a US citizen who usually votes with the Democratic Party, but behaves like most supporters of former US President Donald J Trump.
It is a play on the phrase MAGA (Make America Great Again), the often-used slogan of Donald Trump's campaign and presidency.
People that can be described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse war, tax cuts for the wealthy, mass incarceration, and cuts to the social safety net, if such things happen when a Democrat is president.
Blue MAGA’s main objection to Donald Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness. (See: George W. Bush)
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA despises the most is Senator Bernie Sanders. They see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election win over Hillary Clinton in 2016, ignoring the fact that he campaigned harder for Clinton than she did for herself after he dropped out of the race. They also criticize his proposals such as Medicare for All and free public college as being “pie-in-the-sky” despite these things (or things similar to them) existing in virtually every other developed country in the world.
It is a play on the phrase MAGA (Make America Great Again), the often-used slogan of Donald Trump's campaign and presidency.
People that can be described as "Blue MAGA" are often upper-middle class, live in the suburbs, and treat politics as a team sport. They frequently support or excuse war, tax cuts for the wealthy, mass incarceration, and cuts to the social safety net, if such things happen when a Democrat is president.
Blue MAGA’s main objection to Donald Trump had much less to do with his policies than it had to do with his decorum. This explains their courting of so-called Moderate Republicans, who take a hatchet to the middle class and start unnecessary wars, but often do it with a smile on their face and outward politeness. (See: George W. Bush)
Perhaps the politician that Blue MAGA despises the most is Senator Bernie Sanders. They see him as responsible for Donald Trump’s election win over Hillary Clinton in 2016, ignoring the fact that he campaigned harder for Clinton than she did for herself after he dropped out of the race. They also criticize his proposals such as Medicare for All and free public college as being “pie-in-the-sky” despite these things (or things similar to them) existing in virtually every other developed country in the world.
Blue MAGA: I'm so happy that Biden is president now! I can't wait for everything to get back to normal!
Me: What do you mean "normal"?
Blue MAGA: You know, how things were before Trump got into office!
Me: You realize that "normal" is what led to Donald Trump in the first place, right? Plenty of people in this country were hurting before Donald Trump, and they're still hurting after him.
Blue MAGA: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Me: That's Blue MAGA for you...
Me: What do you mean "normal"?
Blue MAGA: You know, how things were before Trump got into office!
Me: You realize that "normal" is what led to Donald Trump in the first place, right? Plenty of people in this country were hurting before Donald Trump, and they're still hurting after him.
Blue MAGA: STFU Bernie Bro!! Go back to Russia!
Me: That's Blue MAGA for you...
by Iguana Power July 27, 2021
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its also a famous painting by thomas gainsborough
its also a famous painting by thomas gainsborough
this red boy ran up n threw up the blood sign and was pistol whipped by a blue boy
a blue boy got shot by a popo
a blue boy got shot by a popo
by da_reaver September 2, 2006
Get the blue boy mug.when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke
dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck
by petey pablo May 14, 2003
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