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Ball soup

When a whore gargles balls in her mouth and a viscous juice is created.
I was at my dick appointment last night and gave em' the ol' ball soup.
by SmashMe February 27, 2020
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Chicken Noodle Soup

Chicken Noodle Soup
When your grandparents have sex and you are laying on the floor and your grandma steps over you and you pray it doesn't drip like a noodle.
I won't eat Chicken Noodle Soup ever again
by Pirplestripedskunk March 25, 2022
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oddity soup

When you talk to your crush and you turn into a puddle except it's more poetic and you're edible this way.
"I was talking to Max the other day and just turned into a puddle of oddity soup. He just so amazing!!"
by alcoholic-anxiety August 7, 2017
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Grumble Soup

Substitution of dinner, when you don't come home when you are supposed to, go to the bar instead and come home drunk expecting to be fed by your wife, girlfriend mother or significant other. Usually consists of significant other yelling and screaming and possibly throwing objects. May also be some low muttering under wifes breath.
I went out to watch the game last night with the boys and when I got home all I had for dinner was big bowl of Grumble Soup.
by texashabsfan June 15, 2009
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Soup

Water that as dinner food flavor. You get 0 Nutrition out of it. Taste like shit.
Person A "What is this? Taste like piss that has spices in it"

Person B "Thats soup."
by Toadacid July 18, 2022
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Souping

When you strike out with the ladies but still crave something warm and moist on your genitals. You heat up a bowl of soup (preferably a thicker gumbo) and proceed to dip your junk in it, in a teabagging fashion
Well since I couldn’t merge with any strange last night i went home and went souping instead, felt great and didn’t have to kick a skank out of my house the next day
by Ron Rico June 17, 2018
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Added Sauce to the Soup

The act of pooping and peeing into a toilet that already had poop and pee in it from the previous user.
Bro, I really had to go to the bathroom but the people before didn't flush, so I added sauce to the soup.
by The Real Duda December 19, 2024
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