Fact Penis

No lie. No Cap. The utter truth.

That rocket is huge, fact penis!

by pappin' all day July 20, 2021

porcelain penis

A penis so long that when a man sits down on the toilet his member dips past the cool toilet water and rests on the porcelain bowl below.

I cheated on my boyfriend with this guy from college who has a porcelain penis

by stubely boobely November 4, 2019

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016

penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022

penis dominance

A state of domination one alpha male has over another, based on the quality of the penis and the person's aptitude in its use.

Niclas: "I was looking for a person that would have a threesome with me and my wife, would you be interested?"
Brendan: "Shure"
Niclas: "Although I have to establish penis dominance first"

by blueballs baby, yea ait April 22, 2020

Shrödinger's Penis

If you cannot confirm whether the individual has a penis or not, it's not gay. Once the penis is confirmed, it is indeed, gay.

P1: I think it's a trap, I really can't tell. I'm not gay though am I?
P2: Shrödinger's penis.
P1: Ah, yeah that makes total sense. I'm completely straight until I confirm the existence of the penis.

by Penisdood18828 October 18, 2018

Weak penis

A person that is so pathetic and is of no use.

Man, that person is such a weak penis.

by Yodasbitch1234 May 5, 2020