Penis McPussy

A name of a person who is both a boy and a girl

Hey what's your name ?
Penis McPussy
So you're a boy and girl?!
*facepalm*

by Epictailz January 27, 2017

penis master

A man with penises protruding from his head. The penises range in length from .00000000451 femtometers to 189,420,957 leagues long. When distressed, he will shake his head around while urinating from his head penises, blessing everyone in a 10 mile radius with a golden shower. He visits you in your dreams, telling you that your bladder will explode. Then, when you wake from the dream, your urine is in your bloodstream.

Dude, the penis master visited me in my dream, and the next thing you know my bladder explodes and I'm off to the ER.

by spunkyjizzmaster69420semenjizz November 4, 2022

Penis Squabble

An absolute cock womble who thinks he's the bollocks, but he isne

"Peter is an absolute Penis Squabble"

by Maximus89th August 25, 2016

penis blasted

When you cum so hard that you get thrown out of a vagina.

Last night I penis blasted this girl so hard that I got thrown against the wall

by Spice and Nice January 25, 2017

carrot penis

A penis that belongs to gingers, or awkward blonde boys

Look, Joey has a carrot penis!

by carrothunter January 10, 2016

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis

The Life Of A Penis
The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by BANANANANANANANNANANANANANANA January 14, 2022

string penis

When you pull your dick so hard that it has the thickness and consistency of string.

Justin said on the news the other day about his wanting of a string penis.

by pseudonym anonymous lolz November 4, 2013