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jordan cross

This particular male is known for taking a males girlfriend then letting them know he did with out giving any fucks. Usually smokes dope out the zip & will be somebody extravagant one day.
Jordan cross is that nigga you can't keep ya spouse around.
by Jay-Pastooo March 14, 2017
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Jordan

He has a aisan face and a country accent he’s inlove with Coop from all American he has a child named Jordan jr. he gets beat up by Bris and simps over Alyssas he can’t draw but he thinks he can and he is adorable they also hate Annie’s
by briandalyssadidnotmakethis September 14, 2020
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Jordan Michael Brown

A boss ass bitch,
She might not stay on the court like Michael, but she knows how to ball.
Damn that girl is so elevated, she must be Jordan Michael Brown.
by Jordan Michael B June 6, 2021
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Jordan

This type of Jordan is racist, unfunny, and is a midget
by anonymous July 1, 2021
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Jordan Peterson

A right wing grifter and pseudo intellectual who has successfully found a following amongst incels due to his highly misogynistic views of women. He is notorious for his long, incoherent ramblings about Christianity and the so called dangers of leftism that ultimately amount to nothing and often end with him crying about Pinocchio. However, he is best known for being one of the biggest transphobes alive and has gained controversy for intentionally dead naming and misgendering noted trans celebrities. More often than not, his hatred of trans people has caused him to spew Nazi talking points, not realizing that the Nazis actually targeted trans people. So in other words, he is nothing more than a stupid bully.
Did you hear that Jordan Peterson threatened to sue Kate Manne?

Yeah what a little weasel!
by Lynch/Fellini August 9, 2024
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jordan

the cutest guy ever had crazy good style rlly good at sports and has beautiful hair and just amazing
he’s so cute his name is prob Jordan
by Djfhfhdu January 1, 2022
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jordan makovy

jordan makovy is another name for your curly pube hairs. They can be irritating at times. Don’t be a jordan makovy.
Ew, she needs to trim her jordan makovys. They looks like curly fries.
by hannibal’s babey September 16, 2022
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