Basically this is just a guy who has a very high position on the friends ladder. So far up the friends ladder that he gets the dubious honor of getting to provide all the intimacy that a girl is missing when she's off fucking guys who basically don't care about her like outlaw bikers and band members. So he gets to be the proxy father/confessor/friend/teddy bear for her, depending on what she is missing at the time. Perhaps the only consolation of this is a ladder jump to the real ladder seems statistically a little more likely to succeed. Of course, when one is that high up the fall is dreadful indeed...(courtesy of intellectualwhores.com)
Oliver sacrifices dinner, as Cuddle Bitches do, to comfort his lady friend and compensates by eating 2 Oporto meals the next day.
by R_K_ July 24, 2008
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THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.
THEY RUIN YOU! Beware of the friggin' retards and bitches combined. Seriously.
Damn! He cuckholded me and his IQ is at 69!!! What a retarded bitch.
Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!
This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.
Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!
The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.
Catarine Joicaphine decided to jump scare him again, but fell over in her chair and had a stroke... What a toxic retarded bitch!
This dude Ben Dover had parents who cheated on each other, and had a low enough IQ to name him that... What retarded bitches.
Peter Zheng got pissed at his ex-girlfriend because his coin business wasn't going well so she finally rejected his micropenis... What a retarded bitch!
The ghost got her class killed by farting loudly when the gunman walked by her class... Such a retarded bitch.
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The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
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The one the started it all, "It's so hard to find good help these days."
In a shameless bitch-to-brag, my tool of a boss told the whole break-room he got hit with the Alternative Minimum Tax this year because of his year-end bonus.
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I'm bout to give dem the bitch button yo!
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