banging one out

A Hard wank when your'e against the clock

my wife just said she will be home shortly, i better be banging one out

by Angel Rangel November 25, 2013

Booty Bang Jr's

Five Star Restaurant Squidward goes to hide his chef boyardee beefaroni from Mr. Krabs.

Fish: Wanna eat at the shell shack?
Fish 2: Nah let's eat at booty bang jr's.

by Swedish Barnacle Balls July 18, 2021

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Hey Johnny, Look at those twins theyre so hot, Imma getting hard just lookin at them, damn I'm trynna have a schmang twang bang, too bad my schlong is 2inches"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Bang 'n' Block

When you interact with someone for a while on a dating app/online, have a fair amount of small talk eventually meet up and bang and proceed to immediately block them from any contact medium.

Emma: 'Went on a tinder date last night with that guy I'd been chatting to for a while'

Samantha: 'Oh how did it go?'

Emma: 'It was a classic case of Bang 'n' Block...on to the next one I suppose!'

by Shelad July 25, 2014

The big bang theory

The big bang theory is a US Sitcom, it is centered on five characters: two roommate geniuses, experimental physicist Leonard Hofstadter and theoretical physicist Sheldon Cooper, their neighbor across the hall Penny, an attractive blonde waitress and aspiring actress, and Leonard and Sheldon's equally geeky and socially awkward co-workers and friends Howard Wolowitz, an Aerospace engineer and Rajesh Koothrappali, a particle astrophysicist postdoc.

It's the best sitcom ever!! Great actors!! <3

The big bang theory!

by Polly Holly October 8, 2011

Muff Bang Bar

Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".

Fellas, lets go down the Muff Bang bar and pick up some ho's.

by rwwwrwrw April 4, 2005

bang em

when alcoholic drinks are consumed en masse at a blistering place in order to exit an establishment and make way to the next rendezvous

chopper has just shouted a beers for kel and nathan. nathan grabs his beer while eyeing his watch and observing the time.

Nathan: what time we hitting the members, its 11am?
Chopper: i said we'd be there before 11am.
Nathan: Fuck me man, bang em.
Kel: Indeed

by gerard jacques April 1, 2011