Ass bandit

Any person of any gender who STEALS toilet paper from ANY marketing location

"That Ass Bandit stole the last package of Charmin!"

"Officer the Ass Bandit broke in through the kitchen window and went straight for our toilet paper supply, so I took the metal bat to him. I feared for our safety, and Toilet paper!"

by VPFearson March 13, 2020

Little Ass Grandson

When someone is your little ass grandson.

"You're my little ass grandson."

by cat542 June 6, 2022

Bitch ass

Scared little bitch who is afraid of everything

Stop being a bitch ass

by Big ass ape December 10, 2018

Rafael's fat ass

BIG FAT ASS ( that is rafael's fat ass )

wow i sure love Rafael's fat ass!

by wrjioeofdbvkfdwascxvn jcxkldcs May 18, 2023

Angry ass threads

A dope ass clothing brand created by a dope ass dude in portsmouth nh.

Dude I need to get myself an angry ass threads tshirt

by Harry pairatestes January 24, 2015

Teacher Ass

*Funny insult*
"An ass that is flat, yet rather large, but not in a good way. Generally kind of jiggly but has no depth to it.

That girl Brandy is great and all, but she's got a major case of teacher ass.

by Chief Qweif February 18, 2021

backstage ass

The person or voice in your life that's like an eternal backseat driver. They're always trying to tell you what to do, how to do it, and what you're doing wrong. Over all they're an asshole but probably a correct asshole.

"Dude, Megan is such a backstage ass. If I want to party the night before the SAT, then I WILL party the night before the SAT. She needs to chill out."

by kinkasucks June 11, 2016