Hotter than a Dick's headband

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

leather dick

The impervious dick

Girl: "I have the clap"
Boy: "it's cool, I have a leather dick"

by Snowflakediver June 7, 2016

Duck Dick

A Penis that smells bad

He keeps standing in front of me with that duck Dick.

by Amschel February 19, 2025

Ninja Dick

An uncircumcised penis.

Ashley : Brady has a total ninja dick, it was so weird!
Amanda : Oh gross no way!!!

by TheGingeyy November 4, 2017

Dick

Something put in a female body

I put my dick on you

by Wolfyzzzz February 27, 2019

Small dick as an insult

A form of sexism that is use to keep men at a form of lower status.

Hym "Yeah, women use small dick as an insult al the time. There is all sorts of female sexists and now it too late. I don't care what happens to you. If you aren't fucking you. Do. Not. Matter. Why!? Because if I'm not fucking I DO NOT MATTER!"

by Hym Iam September 27, 2023

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016