National Ass Pic Day

Always held on October 24, NAPD is when you send your partner a photo of your butt. NAPD is a derivative of NTPD (National Titty Pic Day) which is held June 21st.

Partner 1: Hey babe it’s National Ass Pic Day today.
Partner 2: Ohh you’re right, hold on give me a minute.

by Johnnyboi9393938 October 24, 2022

Pop a tit day

Pop a tit day is on January 2nd

Yo sophia its pop a tit day so u better pop a tit for the boys

by Nig911er2012 January 1, 2023

National Ask your Crush Out Day

On December 10th, you have to ask your crush out.

hey dude, its national ask your crush out day! you know what that means

by bentleyboi December 9, 2020

National Kick Eli Day

November 6th is the day for kicking people named Eli day

'do u want to go kick Eli?'
We'll get told off tho
Don't worry it's national Kick Eli day

by James Greg November 5, 2020

National Delanie Sends Nudes Day

Everyday. Fuck you Delanie.

I’m Delanie! It’s national delanie sends nudes day! I should send my significant other nudes!

by TheKingOfSunnyD October 28, 2020

National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day

A day where Guadalupe gets on her hands knees for Joseph’s Shlong.

“Hey Joseph, you ready?”

“Yea, now get down for National Guadalupe Sucks Joseph’s Dick Day.”

by daelynfr May 9, 2024

No Touching Day

A day that occurs on October 30th where you go a whole day without touching anyone. Not even loved ones.

“Damn.”Kevin
“What’s wrong?”John
“My girlfriend is making me participate in No Touching day. By tomorrow I’m going to end up suffering from touch starvation.”Kevin
“That’s cruel man..”John

by Kyle’s Monster Energy Drink October 29, 2019