When a male ditches his friends and family over a vagina because he has been poisoned by said vagina. Symptoms include sudden disappearances, ignored phone calls and texts, utter denial of vagina's ugliness and wrongdoings, and psycho babble about how great the new vagina is. Although this is not contagious, it can be harmful to all those who were close to the male suffering from vagina poisoning. Almost all cases of vagina poisoning have been spawned by a succubus.
Q: Why hasn't John returned my texts and why is he still seeing Laura after she cheated on him?
A: He has vagina poisoning.
A: He has vagina poisoning.
by Ginger I. Tis August 16, 2010
Get the vagina poisoningmug. When one is too fucked up to engage in sexual intercourse due to dehydration or the fact the partner is nasty and disgusting
by Don316 April 9, 2016
Get the drunk vaginamug. 
What ani from rick and morty has
I really liked her rick what the hell
You really dodged a bullet on this one morty "ovi vagina"
What's wrong with that
You really dodged a bullet on this one morty "ovi vagina"
What's wrong with that
by zanigna November 1, 2017
Get the ovi vaginamug. Slee'ping Va'gi'na n. A mentrual male that is temporarily dormant, though if awakened could at any given moment spray massive amounts of blood. It is generally best to let "the Sleeping Vagina lie"
Right now Derek is in sleeping vagina mode, but Im really afraid he is going to become a bloody vagina again soon.
by Loretta Turner December 31, 2008
Get the Sleeping Vaginamug. A creature resembling a monkey with a vagina for a mouth. It's diet consists of only the male genitals.
by yOy0 June 17, 2008
Get the Vagina Monkeymug. A vagina that causes your sexual partner to search deep for your clit. Like digging for the gold, except you're actually digging for a clit. Some innies you may never find the clit. This is extremely unfortunate for these women as a clit orgasm is almost impossible.
by #innievagteam December 28, 2016
Get the Innie vaginamug.