Meat Zeppelin

Another term for a man's cock!

I gave jane the old meat zeppelin last night!

by kcally75 August 23, 2008

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meat bunkering

When a circumsimed male and a uncirumsized male touch penis' The uncircumcised male folds his foreskin over circumcised males helmet.

Josh woke up in the morning and realised he had a big night of meat bunkering

by Cump October 19, 2017

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When you are in the locker-room changing and/or using the bathroom someone tries to look (or stare) at your meat (dick)
it breaks about every locker-room conduct code and is about the worst thing you can do
***WARNING***
Meat looking can get you beat up, called gay, and any combination of those 2

Guy 1: Yo dont go in the lokcer-room when Mike is in there
Guy 2: why not
Guy 1: Cause he's a meat looker
Guy 2: ok thanks for the heads up

by bob-keith October 12, 2006

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rancid meat

A particularly disgusting shlong; i.e. a shaft with discoloration, sores, etc. possibly from an STD

Susan: Hey did you hook up with Dan last night?

Jill: No, after he whooped out his rancid meat I got out of there and pleasured myself at my place.

by Big BP June 11, 2006

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Meat Glove

A meat glove is a vulgar euphemism for a vagina. With penis often being called such things as meat, sausage, salami, the vagina is then the glove in which to catch said meat stick.

Steven: So this new girl I've been seeing, man her meat glove is so tight. It's the perfect fit!

by Magarito September 27, 2017

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Meat Auger

1. (n). The male member.
2. (v). To engage in sexual intercourse using a circling or swirling motion. See the Seinfeld episode entitled "The Move".

Jerry "I like to finish with the clockwise swirl" (Meat Auger)
George: (Dropping trou, bending over, spreading ass cheeks) "OK".
Kramer: "Put me down for some of that! Giddy up!"

by PeeBee February 1, 2004

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