crack butt

When an article of clothing or other item (toilet paper, food from the couch, etc.) is caught up in one's butt crack through suction alone, without the aid of a pants, underwear or pantyhose waistband. Not be confused with a wedgie, which is the seat or crotch of one's garments being caught up, no pun.

He stood up from the couch and had a potato chip crack butt.

by Being Super August 3, 2011

Crack Burger

When you combine a Spicy Mc. Chicken with a Mc. Double, the key to happiness for around two dollars.

1-Dude, I got a Crack Burger!
2-What is a Crack Burger?
1-Kill yourself.

by ColoradoCannibal January 25, 2010

Man crack

Man's anus

That crack dealer sells his crack at the same time of delivery. It's a free with purchase of over $100. Do you want the man crack?

by Goodchild May 20, 2015

crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy

"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015