crack-attack

When a person is asleep or unconcsious and you,and your friends all spread your ass cheeks and rub your ass cracks up and down in that persons face. (Most effective after taking a shit)

John: Hey guys, Mike is asleep.....Crack-attack!

Mike: (scarred for life)

by Spacer 54 April 18, 2009

crack wine

white wine, whereby after one sip you just can't get enough

Jonathan: What we drinking tonight
Emma: I'm gonna get me some boxes of that crack wine bitch

by tinkertailor November 3, 2009

Crack Scabs

Scabs you get on your face from doing a GANG of crack, then picking at them because you did a GANG of crack.

Joey has a GANG of crack scabs because he picks at his crack face, because he smoked a GANG of crack.

by Tehshunz December 21, 2009

Crack load

What stupid dyslexic retarded drug dealers say instead of crap load

We got a shipment of cocaine today did you see it all there is a crack load

by Retardtard August 14, 2014

crack head

•A word used for marijuana users, or drug users period
•A nickname used jokingly for a friend acting crazy

"There go Robin, smellin' like them leaves again. Told you he was a crack head."

"How did the niggas that made the first clock know what motha fucking time it was?"
"You're a crack head!"

by mira_fooooo May 3, 2015

tough crack to nut

an extremely attractive woman that no guy can score with

“Yeah, she’s as hot as a firecracker but you’d better forget it, pal. That’s a tough crack to nut.”

by goose_on_a_roof June 5, 2022

crack pot jack

a person who has been doing crack until 3 oclock in the morning then eating a steamed bun with the last pickle found in the pickle jar at the back of the neighbors fridge.

steve - "did you see micheal the other night" Jordan - " yes I did" steve - " he totally did a crack pot jack"

by milkman78 December 18, 2015