cock diesel

Very big, strong, buff guy. Lots of muscles.

"That dude is cock diesel, I ain't messin' with him."

by BigWillie December 30, 2004

cock scarfing

When someone enthusiastically woofs down your cock at such an alarming pace that they gag a little.

Known side effects of cock scarfing are as follows: premature ejaculation, an increased hunger for cock, possible skin loss on the shaft, loss of circulation to the cock, and vomiting. If cock scarfing persist for more than 4 hours consult the nearest friend to take over.

Fat bitches love cock scarfing!! I love letting fat bitches scarf on my cock!! I'm a gonna pull my dick out for some sweet cock scarfing!! Get ready fat chicks! Cause here comes Dean!

by Dick N. Bigginsloppy November 10, 2007

sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 4, 2005

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008

cock bitch

anybody who's getting on your nerves, does you dirty, or pisses you off

girlfriend: stop playin your video games all damn day you lazy bastard!
boyfriend: damn yo why you gotta be such a cock bitch?!

by x0wildchild0x March 6, 2010

Cock-atoo

Cock Tattoo. Tattoo on a cock.

I can't believe he got a Cock-atoo. Painful!!!

by sarasplayroom.com May 16, 2009

Cock Slut

someone who loves cock

wow shes such a cock slut...she gave 5 guys head last nite

by sarah November 17, 2003