Chicken Muffin

A Nickname for a/your dog.

Kristen: Scott look it's a chicken Muffin.

Scott: Kristen that's not a chicken Muffin it's a dog.

by Wild_things69 May 1, 2018

chicken waffle

A sexual act with a close friend's mother in which the male places his penis between the females butt cheeks while the female holds her butt cheeks together. The male then moves back and forth in a typical sexual motion until copulation occurs. Similar to the titty fuck except with butt cheeks. There is no actual penetration.

Tyron: Yo Darius' we got any chicken left ?
Darius "No brah, but I chicken waffled your mom last night"
Tyron: That doesn't help my situation.

by Matticus84 October 8, 2013

Chicken Shuffle

The shuffle is a shortened "nickname" for melbourne shuffle, an underground dance style which is predominantly danced to dance / electronica / trance music. Chicken shuffle is a type of shuffle that is performed by doing the shuffle with an added chicken-like wing flap. A variation of this can be performed by doing a "running man" Chicken Shuffle which works particularly well when dancing in a crowded area and more space that you have is desired, once space is obtained you can move to the original Chicken Shuffle.

That club was so crowded I had to use the Chicken Shuffle just to get gigin' space.

by Chicken Shuffler June 16, 2011

Chasing the Chicken

To wander aimlessly, but with great purpose.

Derivation: In some parts of Mexico, it is traditional at weddings for a chicken to be beheaded. The chicken will run around aimlessly, as children chase it around.

"I hate this job. I spend all my time chasing the chicken."

by lil' pasty July 7, 2009

chicken of the sea

It's the opposite of tuna of the dirt.

New, from the makers of chicken of the sea, it's tuna of the dirt, now in ragin' cajun flavor with toffee bits and a garlic pesto sauce. Now at Olive Garden.

by IThinkShe'sIlliterate April 29, 2004

chicken butter

poop and cum mixed together after gay butt sex

When Josh's poop mixed with Jacob's cum it made chicken butter.

by Cameron Bott June 26, 2008

friend chicken

An assumed "food group" believed to regularly be consumed by black people.

Toho: "Damn nigga, I's be needin's some friend chicken nigga."
Yoho: "Nigga damn, that's why dems honkeys always be thinkins' we always eaten friend chicken and wata' melon b!tch!"
Toho: "sh!t. . . (pause) I know! Lets go get some Big Macs from McD's!"
Yoho: "Word B!tch, now dats how we do."

by duskins July 7, 2006