booty bullshit

When someone (husband) says you can't go to the store with him to get sour crout because you have to watch the babies.

Can I go to the store with you to get sour crout? No. That's some booty bullshit

by Mikahraelolol May 26, 2018

Booty Pole

(often with negative or pejorative connotations) a gay man’s sexual appendage. I.e. Rusty Nail, i.e. Shit Dick

Did you hear that Zach and Jake had sex last night? You already know that booty pole is brown.

by Darebear305 August 20, 2023

Booty biscuits

When you’re making out with a female while massaging both of her butt cheeks as if kneading dough into a deliciously hot buttered biscuit.

I’ve buttered a few booty biscuits with my spermenade.

by Leo Wrecks October 31, 2020

Pooty booty

Kind of like swamp ass, but just a long-time buildup of poo funk or leakage. See definition for gooch grease

Man we've been playing Minecraft for 17 hours straight and I got pooty booty, lemme go wash my ass real quick

by skids-n-shids July 12, 2022

booty monster

someone who is obsessed with the booty. they will grab it at any means necessary and won't hesitate to chomp on it at any second.

"you're such a booty monster" my boyfriend said to me as i violently attacked his rear end.

by therealpussyqueen June 20, 2022

Booty Meat

The meat on your booty;

Yooo Damn that girl got some booty meat on haa"

by Suck my dildo April 12, 2019

booty collar

(noun). A colloquial phrase for "belt" or other functional or decorative item of clothing worn wrapped around the waist.

The phrase analogizes the belt to the collar of a shirt because the belt sits atop the posterior ("booty") like the shirt collar sits atop the shirt. The phase sometimes has has sexual undertones by virtue of its homophony with "booty caller."

His pants are at risk of falling down because he forgetfully left his booty collar on his booty caller's bedroom floor.

by Neal Logue April 23, 2014