Suck me backwards

Used in place of fuck me side ways, a phrase used when in great disbelief of an object or action that is taking place

Well Suck me backwards that woman has hair going from her nipples up to her head

by Trent Stevenson (Papa Smurf) June 5, 2007

Fuck Suck Jamboree

an orgy that features fuckin and suckin. can also feature fucklin and sucklin.

jorge remembered to bring a tent to the fuck suck jamboree on tuesday, and he had even more fun than he had last week previously at tino's rainblow party

by ralph plopper April 23, 2009

Sucking a Ghost dick

At a state of utter fatigue, when your neck becomes rubber and your head bobs forward as you try and stay awake. Essentially, sucking a ghost dick.

"Damn, Jack totally got a video of me sucking a ghost dick last night."

by KGriz November 20, 2016

suck ur nan

this means to politely go and suck you grandma.

Person 1: Suck ur nan
Person 2: Oi what you say?

by bundaeater123 April 17, 2022

Double scissor suck

Traditionally done when two men (typically homosexuals but not always) are given a blow job from the same person. In order for both of their genitalia to line up they get into a scissor position with balls and dicks touching. This way the sucker can get both dicks in his (or her)mouth at the same time.

Hey Jeevan that guy over there offered you and Jonny a double scissor suck because he thinks you’re both hot as hell.

by Buck master January 8, 2021

High Amplitude Sucking

Noun. A trait of professors whose coursework is made difficult by presentation or articulation. Their subject is not inherently difficult, but may seem that way because of their wording/instructions.

Noun. Characterized by run-on sentences and wordiness. Written in a distracting cadence.

"That class is high amplitude sucking at its worst. It's as if her parents beat her every time she spoke directly."

"H.A.S. ruined my night. That entire chapter could have been summed up in a paragraph. I will never get those 2 hours of my life back."

"The H.A.S. is strong with this one. Gave me an all clear on a rough draft. Got a C on the final draft.

by Disenfranchised student 010100 November 29, 2013

suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.

Have you heard of the suck a dick fallacy?

by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022