lesbonic straightness

When you act like a lesbian despite the fact that you're straight.

Girl 1: "I love you!"
Girl 2: "I love you more!"
Guy 1: "Stupid lesbians..."
Girl 1: "ACTUALLY, it's called 'lesbonic straightness', dumbass - we aren't really lesbians"

by chickenXscratch March 30, 2009

Super straight

The title used when men are so far in the closet they want to make a sexuality based on excluding trans people. They also like trans men and have Urophilia: Arousal to urine or urinating others, won’t admit it.

Person one: “ I’m super straight”

Person two: “go die” *pushes them off a cliff”

by Super straightphobic and proud March 7, 2021

Dan's Straightness

Dan's straightness does not exist anywhere on this earth.

Oh look! Dan's straightness isn't there. Dan's straightness: Something that someone named Dan does not have, is gay. synonyms: Gay Bisexual Not straight

by Luckyy_Bruhh May 4, 2020

Super straight

Super straight: super straight is when you like someone that is born the gender they currently are

Man 1: Hey do you like this man?

Woman 1: Yeah he looks cute is there a catch?
Man 1: No he’s just trans.
Woman 1: I admit he looks cute but I am Super Straight so I wouldn’t date him personally.
Man 1: Isn’t that transphobic?
Woman 1: No because I am super straight and I personally wouldn’t date him because I like men that are born men.

by King0kell0 March 5, 2021

straight upsidedown

Like straight up but more thorough! Usage of straight upsidedown requires no bullshit and beats it like michael.

Straight upsidedown brah... what's the deal with becca and dan?!

by Sonny Bonds September 2, 2007

Super Straight

Someone who isnt sexually attracted to trans men or women. This is mostly because trans people tend to still have the incorrect genitals

Jim: Hey can i hook you up with my trans friend beth?
Tom: Nah im super straight, i dont like men with dicks who wear dresses.
Jim: How transphobic of you

by the real i am dontai March 10, 2021

Super Straight

Super straight is a sexuality that represents the attraction to cisgendered people of the opposite gender, hence the "Straight" part. Their flag is represented by the colors black and orange: ⬛️ , though it is misinterpreted as 2 black S' on an orange background.

Person 1 : What is you sexuality?
Person 2 : I'm Super Straight , which means I don't date trans people
Person 1 : That's transphobic !

Person 2 : No, it's just my sexuality

by Seagull Boi March 7, 2021