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Fuck-Hat

One whom is constantly and unnecessarily cruel or "asshole-like" to anyone they so perceive as a potential threat/cock-block to future sexual shenanigans.
Steve: "Hey you know what Adam, fuck you!"

Adam: "What the hell? You're just being a fuck-hat because you don't want me to get in the way of you potentially penetrating my sister!"
by CMallinson December 20, 2008
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fucking whatsherface

a pronoun with similar usage to she or her; a great pen name if you write for eHow.com
Susan (wife): My sister's friends Anna, Joanie, and Miriam might be meeting us all at Applebee's tonight to use up that giftcard, too.

Ron (husband): Don't tell me fucking whatsherface is coming. No, no, no. This is bullshit. It's going to be like work. I hate this. I don't think I wanna go.
by fucking whatsherface June 28, 2011
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Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.
I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.
by wyldwillie September 4, 2013
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Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter
"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"
by 610clark November 6, 2017
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Cursor Fuck

When viewing a facebook photo with snatch on display, take your cursor and scroll over the snatch. If facebook tag name appears when doin so, the said person has therefore been cursor fucked.
Georges girlfriend loves to be cursor fucked.
by TheCursorFucker3000 January 1, 2010
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Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).
Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"
by Belly22 January 5, 2013
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Chest fuck

A thing two friends do when they meet each other by chance.
Seen Josh today we totally chest fucked man
by Admiral adonis March 26, 2016
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