Christian Zoomer Music

new christian music genre on youtube with a gen z twist!

I make Christian Zoomer Music and home entertainment.

by SCPlayz7000 April 21, 2024

Appealing to Christianity

This is what I mean about liberal being morons.

Hym "Stop appealing to Christianity. That isn't how the religion works. Jesus doesn't love trans. Like, no they aren't actually doing the religion but not doing the religion is part of the religion. 'God is on our side!' 'No ours!' I'll give you a hint: It's neither. You're just interpreting the word in a way mirrors your own desires. Is SO STUPID. It's just stupid."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

The Christians and the Jews

I'll take your unwillinglyness to release me as an admission of guilt. You are trying to condemn me to a life that is LIKE yours but worse, in perpetuity. And you are doing it completely arbitrarily. It's the book of Job. This is a thing you do to people. You like doing a book of Job to people and now you're having a spastic reaction to the fact that I caught you doing it. You don't care what I said and you don't care about what I did. I didn't even do anything actionable AND WHEN I DID... Instead of getting the law involved you covered it up so you could keep doing your book of Job to me. So...

Hym "Therefore... Fuck the Christians and the Jews. You can eat a God-sized dick. Bitch. AND fuck your kids. Fuck em right in the face."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Christian

The hottest guy you will ever meet his abs are nothing compared to his hair, humor and
looks. Christian is always there for a friend no matter what but he is also there to make about person laugh. His hair will always be on point and so will his looks and abs. Any girl is lucky just to have him look in her direction if he's yours you better keep
him because in bed (or anywhere) he will rock your world

Girl 1: (staring at Christian)

Girl 2: stop blushing.

by Dyoxxtoxph November 20, 2021

Christian Montilla

Aguiar’s Son ; also referring to a man with a small smelly Penis ; Gay Queer

Wow dude your acting like a Christian Montilla

by Not Aguiar January 17, 2019

Christian Spirogiannis

If your name is what is above you are officially a poonce by the government of Australia.

Christian Spirogiannis (poonce) talks to so many children.

by Big lord October 14, 2019

Christian

Christian is a hilarious boy who can light up your day with his smile. He tells the funniest jokes that make you laugh till you cry. He can be super sweet and sometimes a little cheesy, but he cares a lot about people and always is a friend. Even though some people think he's weird, he will always remain the class clown, and a secretly sweet badass.

Girl, where do you get a boyfriend like Christian?

by Emmavie13 June 13, 2018