Dandi-Balls

Walking around with your scrotum hanging out and intentionally exposed. Usually through an open fly.

During rush week, several frats required dandi-balls of their pledges.

I was so drunk last night at the Christmas party I walked around with dandi-balls. I have a meeting at 2 pm today with Human Resources. Wonder what that’s about?

by Eaton Holgoode December 11, 2018

Tractor balls

When you drive an old tractor and is slams your balls on the seat.

Hitting a girl from the back and you slam your low hanging fruit and you get a case of tractor balls

by Death Machine 3000 March 27, 2023

ball space

The distance needed between two seated bros in order for them to spread their legs and allow sufficient airflow to their testicles. This comfort is highly prized among bros and a lack of it will result in much shouting and jostling until it has been achieved.

"Scoot the fuck down so I can have some ball space!"

by InklessSharpie August 29, 2013

Balls Marinara

extermely sweaty and smelly testicles esp. after a long hot day of work

I hate that I have to wear these heavy pants to work all the time, I get the worst case of balls marinara!

by Maverick33 September 22, 2011

Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.

Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.

by Thecoolestkidevvver May 25, 2018

Ball Coolant

The act of placing a slightly chilled object beneath the testicular bag in order to increase testosterone, stimulating the penile shaft resulting in increased penile circulation and a massive erection.

During his pre-practice nap, Matt always applies ball coolant in order to increase aggression toward his foes.

Hey Steven, have you ball coolanted today? Only three times!

by Ball Coolant September 29, 2014

Clown Ball

A pickup basketball game that is very sloppy, unorganized, fast paced, with lots of fouling, bad calls, and arguing. Sometimes can also be a game where most of the participants aren't really very skilled fundamentally and take turns trying to do moves they see on 2K while laughing hysterically in between taking turns. All this is happening while there is supposed to be an actual competitive game going on. Clown ball can make even the most skilled basketball player look bad and typically can lead to injury for players who are actually fundamentally skilled basketball players.

Slim: "Yo Mike! You get any buckets out there today?

Mike: "Nah man. I had to quit before I rolled an ankle. They playin' that clown ball."

Slim: "Ahh shit..."

by JohnnyJumpshot June 24, 2019